“Work harder” says Frottage. “Don’t you mean work smarter?”. “No, I ahd it right the first time.”
“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage
“Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious” says Mary Poppins
It’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it’s Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo are leaving the Shire for the Elven Tax Havens
It was bad enough when the Council of Elrond was prorogued, but after Wetherspoons took over the Prancing Pony at Bree, that was the final straw.
City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal
It’s been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don’t know how they survive
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Putin’s fool proof plan to fool fools, guarantees you power for evermore
Baccy giant BAT Bowled By Covid
‘One guy eats an undercooked bat and now we’ve got to change our name.’ moans BAT exec
Greggs to produce Gwyneth Paltrow flavoured muffins
I want people to feel that when they are eating my muff we are both connected through the essential mother universe
The Pointless Awards Ceremony – Valuing the valueless
Rewarding the mediocre, crediting the credulous and valuing the valueless. This year’s most meaningless award goes to It’s All Bollocks Ltd for something.
Derek Acorah, noted psychic, spiritualist and medium dies unexpectedly
Following the death of the noted psychic, Derek Acorah, he announces details of his new series, Death is not the Final Word.
Middle-aged man loses his dignity at the office Xmas party
Middle-aged man has his Xmas party spoilt after a young girl ‘disrespects’ him.
Discovery of a giant Golden McNuggett sparks Scottish gold rush
Discovery of a Golden McNuggett sparks gold rush. The rare Scottish delicacy is thought to be worth millions when sold to hipsters from a South London shed.
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