WTF Wrestlers work out at Primark
WTF Wrestlers work out at Primark
Toshitone Ltd has a stock market value of £100 Billion but hasn’t made a profit in 10 years
Toshitone Ltd has a stock market value of £100 Billion but hasn’t made a profit in 10 years
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Meet Jonah Napton, Britain’s most redundant man. He’s been let go seven times
Jonah Napton is Britain’s most redundant man, having been let go seven times
Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie
Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie
Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos
Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos
HMV’s Grift Voucher Scheme will sell peerages, financial favours, ferrying contracts and government influence as part of a daring rescue plan
Gongs clang as everyone bows to His Masters Voice. HMV to be saved for the benefit of the administrators.
Grift Vouchers can be purchased in the Lobby
The oldest firm of British stockbrokers, Plummety Plum and Sons, has closed its doors for the final time
The oldest firm of British stockbrokers, Plummety Plum and Sons, has closed its doors for the final time
Management and Staff Training Courses are not a cults says Chief Visioneer, Charles Daniels
Management Training Courses are not a cults says Chief Visioneer and Business Guru, Charles Daniels
The Chatty Chimp 