City’s Middle Eastern owners have poured billions into the Club, enabling the team to come out of the shadows of its formerly illustrious neighbour, Oldham Athletic.
Man City dish out the dosh to make ludicrous charges disappear
Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo are leaving the Shire for the Elven Tax Havens
It was bad enough when the Council of Elrond was prorogued, but after Wetherspoons took over the Prancing Pony at Bree, that was the final straw.
Management Consultants go to Hell
Satan calls in the Management Consultants after receiving a bigger tax bill than Amazon
Making money is more important than lifesaving, says hedge fund manager
Look, it is the job of a hedge fund to fleece the market if it goes up or down, we don’t care which.
Cabinet Ministers, hedge fund managers and wealthy businessmen launch a £3B Social Aid Fund
Having benefited from everything that our society has to offer, it was the least we could do to give something back.
If we’re called something else no one will know we did it, says Bank
It was a different time, we are not like that anymore, for God’s sake stop going on about us stealing your money and let us get on with doing it again.
BJ’s word ban spells joy for makers of correction fluid
Shares in Tittex have risen sharply as Boris bans the use of certain words as he tries to spin his web of lies. Correction fluid now in short supply
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Harry and Meghan withdraw from full time Royalling
Harry and Meghan have left the family firm and are starting out on their own. He’s handy with a spanner and she’ll be great at selling on QVC
Johnson upset Trump didn’t tell him to buy oil
Johnson laments the opportunity to make a few bucks following the assassination of Soleimani
Fat Cats get to work fewer hours for more money
Fat Cats will get a shorter working week, i order that they may better spend their incredible pay packets.
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