A call has gone out to recruit weirdos to run the country as the existing weirdos are not doing a good enough job
Downing Street Gridlocked Following Boris Johnson’s Call To Interview “Weirdos” For Government
Have you been mis-sold a Brexit? You may have a claim!
Where there is blame there is a claim. There has been lots of blame, now it’s time for the claim.
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There were no dissenting opinions.
Parliament’s Kitchen accidentally used cocaine in the Spotted Dick
House of Commons kitchen accidentally uses cocaine instead of baking powder in the Spotted Dick but not everyone dined in. Police baffled.
Jacob Rees-Mogg to become the face of lounge furniture
Jacob Rees-Mogg the Victorian MP has signed a deal to become the face of reclining lounge furniture manufacturer: PomPosity
Rationing introduced to limit Brexit references to a maximum of 3 per week
Brexit References are limited to three per week. They can be funny, insulting or insightful. Most people will only use the first two, then we can move on.
Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP
Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP. He can’t be any owrse says one voter.
What’s happened to Chris Grayling?
Where has Chris Grayling gone? Concern as he hasn’t committed a howler in over a month.
Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide
Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide
MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act
MP’s to vote on what to call Theresa’s Withdrawal Act
The Chatty Chimp 