“ooyabastidfookinell” yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child’s bedroom in his socks
Foot injury claims against Lego jump to a record high
Lockdown divorce after husband wins the love of his wife’s cat
Well, if he wants him, he can have him, I’m off to get a puppy!
Accidental community hero honoured by his neighbours
I’ll be ready once I’ve remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
Anger simmers in the suburbs
Golf, golf, golf, that is all he thinks about! I’m sure he prefers his golfing buddies to me!
After 2 days in lockdown, a couple married for 30 years are to divorce
How does her brain keep going, filled with all that rubbish, it just flows out of her, 24/7
‘For God’s sake buy her Valentine’s Day flowers’ warns regretful idiot
Man in the Valentine’s Day doghouse issues warning to other men, “For goodness sake, spend the money!”
Middle-aged man loses his dignity at the office Xmas party
Middle-aged man has his Xmas party spoilt after a young girl ‘disrespects’ him.
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes.
After finding out his wedding day was ‘The Best Day of His Life’ Groom gives up
After finding out his wedding day was ‘The Best Day of His Life’ Groom gives up
Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong
Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong. Rare event, unlikely to happen again.
Qatar’s bestselling book is ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’
Qatari Sociologist, Basher Al Hardah’s academic treatise ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’ is at the top of the Arab Times best seller list. The handy guide, with its’ simple easy […]
Mother’s Day is an hour shorter this year and mums aren’t happy about it
Mothering Sunday is the one day of the year I get a lie in and the bastards are cutting it an hour short
The Chatty Chimp 