“The main reason I turned down the job is because I’m just not that nasty. Have you tried Jesus?” said the infernal one.
Satan declines position in Trump’s cabinet
Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto
Harrods hires Satan for the Grotto, second-rate guitarists, Apprentice candidates and Tory MP’s are queuing out the door!
Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival
Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.
The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB
The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God
The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the punishments of Hell
The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the infernal punishments of Hell.
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