COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.
Government launches the COVID Regulations Game Show
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic ‘lower-class’ living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
Woman mourns lost dress sense after buying sensible work shoes
A woman is mourning the loss of her dress sense after buying a pair of sensible work shoes in Clarkes. She is inconsolable.
Carabao Cup draw takes place in the Morrisons soft drinks aisle
Trendsetting Carabao Cup draw takes place in Morrisons soft drinks aisle.
WTF Wrestlers work out at Primark
WTF Wrestlers work out at Primark
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery
When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery
Maths genius finds a new number while calculating his Xmas spending
Maths genius discovers a new number when trying to work out how much money he spent at Xmas
Look! I am not your f**king mate!
Look! I am not your f**king mate!
M&S shares rise as middle-aged man goes on bi-annual shopping spree
M&S shares rise sharply as middle-aged man goes on his bi-annual shopping spree
The Chatty Chimp 