Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.
Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches
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“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Benefit cuts force elderly pensioners back to work
Cuts to pension income means elderly folk are returning to work in order to make ends meet. Legendary Band, The Who are one group doing just that.
Government declares tomorrow’s leaked Brexit report out of date
Government declares their own unpublished report as out of date. Exciting new theories of space/time possible.
Jeremy Corbyn issues letter announcing his candidacy for Tory Leader
Yesterday Jeremy Corbyn issued a letter formally announcing his candidacy for the position of Tory Party Leader. In what his supporters labelled as a cunning and daring move, Mr Corbyn has decided […]
Daily Mail Online science department discovers women have breasts
Daily Mail Online science department discovers women have breasts
Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe
Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe
All of the Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’
The Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’ over Brexit
Brexiteer Tories forced to thank Jeremy Corbyn after he does them a solid
Senior Tories forced to thank Jeremy Corbyn after he does them a solid
Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies
Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies. ‘That’s how you Game of Thrones’ says Queenie.
Favourite for The Turner Prize is some used and discarded ‘Cardboard’
Favourite for the Turner Prize, a piece of used and discarded cardboard
Qatar’s bestselling book is ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’
Qatari Sociologist, Basher Al Hardah’s academic treatise ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’ is at the top of the Arab Times best seller list. The handy guide, with its’ simple easy […]
The Chatty Chimp 