Plucky British traveller gets stranded at Gatwick following an IT Failure comes up with the clever idea of using pen and paper.
BA IT Failure inspires British traveller to build a business
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Edinburgh Festival acts demand to be paid in pounds to reduce losses
I’ll take profits in a stable currency, like the Zimbabwean Pobblebead, but I’ll losses in Pounds so the real loss diminishes before I even leave the stage.
Trump says ‘Hey guys! these shootings aren’t cool’
Shopping centres, schools and public venues are on standby to activate their lockdown drill, pending confirmation of the location of today’s mass murder.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again America suffers another senseless shooting and once again its leaders trot out the same meaningless platitudes
Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value
Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value. City dealers looking to offset losing money on the car by share price rises, lose thousands.People delighted.
None of The Above
Our considered opinion is that the current crop of politicians, across all parties, are the worst in living memory hence the title “None of The Above.
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had. Scheme to be expanded to cover other damn fool things the driver has done
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever. Don’t put off until tomorrow, something you can just as easily put off until next week.
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Ambassador offended at being called stupid by idiot
Sir Kim Darroch offended by being called stupid by an idiot. Gets coat and buggers off to the South of France
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he?
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he? Is he remain, leave or still stuck on the fence/
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders by betting on DB shares falling.
The Chatty Chimp 