The results are in Britain loves it. In fact they can’t get enough of it. Now everyone will have to love it too.
Marmite referendum – turns out you love it
World’s greatest detectives can’t find a politicians promise being honoured
The World’s greatest detectives have been unable to find any evidence of a politicians election promise being honoured. “It’s all bull” says Miss Marple
VAR Review Overturns Result in Battle of Stalingrad
VAR Review overturns the Battle of Stalingrad. Several Russian players were clearly in an offside position when tey attacked.
EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round. Can they get any money?
Leaders Debate poll results show all four lost
Polls following the latest Leaders Debate show that all four candidates lost. In a verdict that spells disaster for the UK, they were all equally useless.
Footballer forced to leave the pitch after a serious injury to his hair-do
Mario Brothers was forced to leave the field after he sustained a serious injury to his hair-do. Despite her best efforts, Sharon couldn’t fix the damage.
Sixty-Year Old Former Doctor Who Paul McGann Reveals He’s Actually A Time Traveller
Dr Who reveals that he’s an actual time traveller, which is why he never ages. Jeff Lynne is not amused, as the Dr’s has left him stuck in Birmingham.
WHL pitch will be ready for Jose’s goal-mouth bus
Spurs have prepared the ground as per Jose Mourinho’s instructions. The ashpalt and bus parking lines will be dry in time for the first game.
Mr Braine resigns UKIP leadership despite having done nothing wrong
Dick Braine resigned the UKIP Leadership despite having done nothing wrong. After 3 months in the role, he has decided he’s not cut out for politics.
How often can you call a politician an arse before he realises he is one?
Scientists are investigating how often you can call a politician an arse before he realises he is one? and how long before he does something about it?
#VoteChair Campaign Ends In Disaster Following Night Out in Glasgow
After riding a wave of popularity the #VoteChair campaign finally came crashing down after a raucous night out in Galsgow. Not even Irn Bru could save it.
The Chatty Chimp 