Trouble in the flat tonight after Scotland announced she has had enough and was moving out. She’s found a nice wee place just off the coast of Cumbria.
Flatmates force Scotland to Move Out in row over living arrangements
The Sun defend being a right bunch of Jeremy’s
The Sun has been condemned for their delving into the private life of Ben Stokes. We think that it was reprehensible. Hence calling them a bunch of Jeremy’s
Newly Discovered Beatles Tape Reveals Sinister Soviet Conspiracy
The Beatles were part of a sinister Soviet conspiracy to stop their citizens having to listen to Do-Wop. The songs contain secret codes.
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson Claims He’s Not A Liar
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!
The Incredible Hulk loses his testicles on a visit to Luxembourg
Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg The Incredible Hulk has lost his balls. The giant orbs have suddenly disappeared, no longer swinging in their sacks.
Here is another review of the excellent Bavard Bar
Here is another review of The Bavard Bar, this time by Hastings Independent Press. There is definitely something good about Bavardry!
Scottish Tourist F*cked Off By Rush Hour London Underground Bulls**t
Glaswegian less than impressed with behaviour on the London Tube System. ‘It’s f*ckin nuts’ he cries as heads back North.
Dr Who’s Tardis overrun by CBD Selling hipsters
Dr Who Fan outraged to find Tardis now selling CBD Oil. The Dr would never have done drugs, well maybe Tom Baker would he’s up for anything.
Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
Bercow set for a career in showbiz
Bercow set for a career in showbusiness after he stands down. He’s looking forward to bullying soap and reality tv stars, with extreme prejudice.
Edinburgh Nuke, no-one notices as city is a desolate wasteland
Nuclear Explosion in Edinburgh went unnoticed as city already resembles a post apocalyptic wasteland. Attempts are being made to identify the construction company responsible
Please Welcome Eden Luke McIntyre to Chatty’s Scriptorium
We are delighted to welcome another bright young thing to Chattys House of Words.He is a script writer, sketch comedian and a successful radio producer.
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