Man Utd sign Armitage Shanks as their official urinal partner. But are they just taking the piss?
Armitage Shanks signs for Manchester United
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever. Don’t put off until tomorrow, something you can just as easily put off until next week.
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their Hamlet scripts
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong
Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes.
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone. Does drinking pissy lager take away your pride?
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had. That was a near miss cries prominent Friday Night quiz show pundit called Ian
RIP Jeremy Chunt – The man who beat off strong competition to become the most hated Tory MP
RIP Jeremy Chunt – The man who beat off strong competition to become the most hated Tory MP
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama
Ambassador offended at being called stupid by idiot
Sir Kim Darroch offended by being called stupid by an idiot. Gets coat and buggers off to the South of France
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he?
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he? Is he remain, leave or still stuck on the fence/
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