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Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had

By colin on Jul 22, 2019
Driving Test

Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had. Scheme to be expanded to cover other damn fool things the driver has done

BBC and ITV launch a new monthly streaming service – GammonTV

By geramont71 on Jul 21, 2019
GammonTV

BBC and ITV launch new monthly streaming service – GammonTV – Programmes from the golden age of TV

Armitage Shanks signs for Manchester United

By on Jul 20, 2019

Man Utd sign Armitage Shanks as their official urinal partner. But are they just taking the piss?

Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever

By colin on Jul 18, 2019
Just do it tomorrow

Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever. Don’t put off until tomorrow, something you can just as easily put off until next week.

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their Hamlet scripts

By on Jul 17, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency

By colin on Jul 17, 2019
Day Trader selling the pound

Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.

Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong

By on Jul 16, 2019
Snowflake's awareness campaign

Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong

Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes

By on Jul 15, 2019
Near fatal toilet roll accident

Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes.

Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone

By on Jul 14, 2019

Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone. Does drinking pissy lager take away your pride?

RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had

By on Jul 14, 2019
Boris beaten off

RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had. That was a near miss cries prominent Friday Night quiz show pundit called Ian

RIP Jeremy Chunt – The man who beat off strong competition to become the most hated Tory MP

By on Jul 13, 2019
Jeremy Chunt

RIP Jeremy Chunt – The man who beat off strong competition to become the most hated Tory MP

Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage

By on Jul 12, 2019
Gay Marriage

Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama

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