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Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled

By colin on May 19, 2019
Lying bastard

Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled, just because a guest committed suicide after being shamelessly exploited on the show

Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system

By on May 18, 2019
Parents pride and joy

Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system. Teacher wants to teach children, shock.

The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again

By on May 17, 2019
Farage Making Britain Grate

The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again

Grandad moves golf club after finding out his mates are Facebook racists

By geramont71 on May 16, 2019
Old Golfers

Grandad moves golf club after joining Facebook and discovering his mates are racists

Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies

By bernard on May 14, 2019
Reclaim the colonies

Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies. ‘That’s how you Game of Thrones’ says Queenie.

St Credulous College is to offer a degree in Game of Thrones

By thecrownprince on May 13, 2019
University to offer Degree in GoT

Game of Thrones to be a degree course. More complicated than Shakespeare says Dean.

Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong

By on May 12, 2019
Man gets concussion after fainting when wife admits her error

Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong. Rare event, unlikely to happen again.

White Middle-Aged Atheist manages to go a whole day without being a racist di*k

By colin on May 11, 2019
Middle aged white not racist

Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k

Cerberus becomes head receptionist at a busy Doctors Surgery

By on May 10, 2019
Cerberus Hound of hell, guardian of the Doctors Surgery

Cerberus becomes head receptionist at a busy Doctors Surgery

Fancy writing for Chatty? Got something funny to say ?

By Chatty Chimp on May 9, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Taxpayer stunned to indifference over the new Royal baby

By colin on May 9, 2019
Get that donw your neck

Taxpayer stunned to indifference over the new Royal baby

Hat Stand wins seat on council in local election

By on May 8, 2019
Hat Stand more useful than a councillor

Hat Stand wins seat on council in local election

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