As psychologists prove men and women are not meant to live together, Marriage Guidance counsellors offer full refunds
As psychologists prove men and women are not meant to live together, Marriage Guidance counsellors offer full refunds
Ian Napton applies The Kondo Method to his porn collection
RIP – the lion hearted champion of truth, decency and traditional, white, middle-class values, that was The Daily Mail
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet
Southern Rail to be more accurately named Southern Buses
Chris Grayling approves the change
An earthquake measuring 3.6 caused terror and panic in Surrey as house prices suddenly fell
Brexit Referendum, part 2; Are you sure? Really, really sure? Absolutely 100%, no take-backs sure that you still want to leave?
Consternation in the classroom as a child completes their half-term project, unaided
Chelsea’s use of Theresa May as goal keeping coach, spectacularly back-fires in The League Cup Final
As the Brexapocalypse looms everyone is claiming an Irish passport
Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and propses to deport the Leave Voters to balance the numbers
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’