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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

As psychologists prove men and women are not meant to live together, Marriage Guidance counsellors offer a full refund

By on Mar 2, 2019
Husband and wife don't get on

As psychologists prove men and women are not meant to live together, Marriage Guidance counsellors offer full refunds

Ian Napton applies The Kondo Method to his porn collection

By on Mar 2, 2019
Man reading a porn mag

Ian Napton applies The Kondo Method to his porn collection

RIP – the lion hearted champion of truth, decency and traditional, white, middle-class values, that was The Daily Mail

By colin on Mar 1, 2019
Daily Mail preaching to the choir

RIP – the lion hearted champion of truth, decency and traditional, white, middle-class values, that was The Daily Mail

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their Hamlet scripts

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 28, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

Southern Rail to be more accurately renamed as Southern Buses

By bernard on Feb 28, 2019
Southern Rail replacement bus service

Southern Rail to be more accurately named Southern Buses
Chris Grayling approves the change

An earthquake measuring 3.6 on the Richter Scale caused terror and panic in Surrey as house prices fell sharply

By colin on Feb 27, 2019
Earthquake send house prices plummeting in Surrey

An earthquake measuring 3.6 caused terror and panic in Surrey as house prices suddenly fell

Brexit Referendum, part 2; Are you sure? Are you really, really sure? Absolutely 100%, no take-backs sure that you still want to leave?

By colin on Feb 27, 2019
Demand grows for a second referendum

Brexit Referendum, part 2; Are you sure? Really, really sure? Absolutely 100%, no take-backs sure that you still want to leave?

Consternation in the classroom as a child completes their half-term project, unaided

By on Feb 26, 2019
Brainy student in class

Consternation in the classroom as a child completes their half-term project, unaided

Chelsea’s use of Theresa May as goal keeping coach, spectacularly back-fires in The League Cup Final

By geramont71 on Feb 25, 2019
Kapa is kaput

Chelsea’s use of Theresa May as goal keeping coach, spectacularly back-fires in The League Cup Final

As the Brexapocalypse looms everyone is claiming an Irish passport

By geramont71 on Feb 25, 2019
Guinness being slowly poured

As the Brexapocalypse looms everyone is claiming an Irish passport

Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and proposes to deport the Leave Voters

By colin on Feb 24, 2019
UKIP and Pro Brexit protest

Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and propses to deport the Leave Voters to balance the numbers

After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’

By on Feb 23, 2019
Borough Market, a little pretentious? Surely not

After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’

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