Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and propses to deport the Leave Voters to balance the numbers
Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and proposes to deport the Leave Voters
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’
Scientists prove that when mummy needs some help around the house, daddy’s bound to have buggered off again
Sick children? Meet the teach? family party? oh bugger, it! Dad’s gone missing again
Middle classes empathise with the poor after paying £250 for a seat at the theatre
Middle classes empathise with the poor after paying £250 for a seat at the theatre
Southern Fail announce commemerative Brexit fare increase
Southern Fail announce commemerative Brexit fare increase
Generation Teen win praise for their valuable contribution to our community, not
Teenagers win praise for their valuable contribution to our community, not
Hakeem Al-Araibi cleared of Ripper Slayings after officers spend 3 weeks, expenses paid, in Thailand
Hakeem Al-Araibi cleared of Ripper Slayings after officers spend 3 weeks, expenses paid, in Thailand
EFL make it illegal to look at footballers prancing about, whilst wearing a trackie
EFL make it illegal to look at footballers whilst wearing a trackie
Leeds United
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Project Fear in overdrive as Porsche plan to charge Brits 10% more to look like a twat
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their Hamlet
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come on in the waters lovely
Launch of UK’s last remaining production car, The Plonker, doesn’t go well
Launch of UK’s last remaining production car, The Plonker, doesn’t go well
Honda smashes Nissan in the race for the Brexit Door
Honda smash Nissan in the race for the Brexit Door
The Chatty Chimp 