After Chelsea’s 6-0 drubbing some football pundiots ask; What is going wrong with Sarri Ball?
After Chelsea’s 6-0 drubbing some football pundiots ask; What is going wrong with Sarri Ball?
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre/workplace) in (state/town/city)
Following another mass shooting in the US, here is the standard NRA Press Release.
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
BT Broadband Helpline tells Mr Putin to unplug the internet and plug it back in again to see if that fixes it
Meet Jonah Napton, Britain’s most redundant man. He’s been let go seven times
Jonah Napton is Britain’s most redundant man, having been let go seven times
Seaborne Freight wins the award for The Most Outstanding Ferry Company of The Year
Seaborne Freight wins the award for The Most Outstanding Ferry Company of The Year
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
Nasa’s Mars Opportunity Rover does a Marvin, choosing suicide as Brexit drags on
Nasa’s Mars Opportunity Rover does a Marvin and commits suicide as Brexit drags on
UK selects The Okey-Cokey as its entry into The Eurovision Song Contest
UK selects The Okey-Cokey as its entry into The Eurovision Song Contest
Sorry about Brexit, says Charles Darwin
Charles Darwin comes back from the dead to apologise for Brexit
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values
RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values
The Chatty Chimp 