RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values
RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer
Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer
Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless
Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless
The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB
The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?
Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie
Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out
Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]
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