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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

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Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 10, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter

By on Feb 10, 2019

Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter

A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics

By on Feb 9, 2019

A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics

Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer

By geramont71 on Feb 8, 2019

Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer

Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless

By binty on Feb 8, 2019

Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless

The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB

By bernard on Feb 7, 2019

The Devil calls Donald Tusk to discuss Hells over-capacity and to tell him he can’t sub-let rooms, its not an Air BnB

Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?

By colin on Feb 7, 2019

Is the Ghost of Diana working as a motor mechanic? Did she sabotage the Duke’s car?

Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie

By geramont71 on Feb 6, 2019

Police bring in Inspector Clouseau to assist with the investigation into fraud at Patisserie Valerie

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)

By colin on Feb 6, 2019

Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s) Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately […]

Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa

By on Feb 5, 2019

Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa

Plans are afoot to move the Royal Family out of London if summer rioting breaks out

By colin on Feb 4, 2019
The Misfits

Whitehall sources have confirmed that plans originally drawn up during the Cold War to evacuate the Royal Family out of London in the event of nuclear attack have been “repurposed” in anticipation […]

Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God

By Ian Jaggard on Feb 3, 2019

Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God

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    “Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

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    What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

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