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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

They say ‘There’s someone out there, for everyone’, in Gillian Napton’s case it was Boris Johnson

By geramont71 on Jan 19, 2019
Britain's Kennedy, Bozo Johnson dies

They say ‘There’s someone out there, for everyone’, in Gillian Napton’s case it was Boris Johnson

Bank hit by a ‘Technical’ glitch after a customer tries to withdraw their own money

By binty on Jan 18, 2019

Lloyds Bank suffered yet another embarrassing technical glitch, after Ian Napton attempted to draw his own money out of his account. He requested £80, the transaction appeared to be proceeding as normal […]

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on Jan 18, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

In Dear Barbary this week, Theresa feels unloved and unsupported at work, should she consider a career change?

By colin on Jan 17, 2019

Theresa feels unloved and unsupported at work, should she consider a career change?
Dear Barbary says, maybe you should

As Mum reviews the past year she wonders ‘Why bother?’

By on Jan 17, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

As Gillian reviews the year to date and wonders which resolution will make a difference, she concludes, “Why bother? Nothing changes”

FA launch an investigation into T’spygate after a man from Leeds United looked at a fence

By on Jan 16, 2019

FA launch investigation into T’Spygate – why was a man from Leeds United looking at a fence?

Details of the latest series of Tits and Dragons announced

By on Jan 16, 2019
Tits and Dragons

Details of the latest series of Tits and Dragons announced. Watch out for spoilers in a series where the previous 7 seasons were all the same

How many builders does it take to build Trump’s wall?

By colin on Jan 15, 2019
Lego wall

American school children have found their Math questions have been updated. They’ve given up filling the bath now the quesstion is, How many builders does it take to build Trump’s wall?

Have you been mis-sold a lottery ticket? Were you promised riches beyond compare? Then one legal firm thinks they can get you your money back

By on Jan 14, 2019
Lottery Ticket

Have you been mis-sold a Lottery ticket? Where you led to believe all your problems would be solved? Remember where there is greed and stupidity there is a claim.

Live Comedy, Skeptics and other Interesting Things

By Chatty Chimp on Jan 13, 2019

This is a calendar of interesting events, live comedy and Skeptics Talks.

EU to clarify Theresa’s Withdrawal Agreement by speaking slowly and loudly

By on Jan 13, 2019

EU to clarify Theresa’s Withdrawal Agreement by speaking slowly and loudly

Joy unbounded for Mrs Napton after her husband manages to pee in the toilet without splashing it everywhere

By bernard on Jan 12, 2019

Joy unbounded for Mrs Napton after her husband manages to pee in the toilet without splashing it everywhere

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