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Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2026

“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

Could someone please pass this on to Piers Morgan, it was incorrectly delivered to our office?

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 17, 2018

Piers Morgan invited to attend a personal interview at the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul

Royal Baby Name betting favours James for a boy, Diana for a girl with Fergie an outside chance at 50/1

By colin on Oct 16, 2018
Royal Family furloughed

Royal Baby Name betting favours James for a boy, Diana for a girl with Fergie an outside chance at 50/1

The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut

By bernard on Oct 16, 2018
Greed is good

The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut

Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby

By binty on Oct 15, 2018

Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby

Saudi Arabia has been very naughty resulting in some harsh tutting from the British Government

By geramont71 on Oct 15, 2018

Saudi Arabia has been a very naughty boy and we’ve tutted loudly, so they know.

For Sale – two rubbish bins in Westminster, a snip for a first time buyer at £350,000

By binty on Oct 13, 2018

For Sale – two rubbish bins in Westminster, a snip for a first time buyer at £350,000

Is Theresa May’s new Suicide Minister planning to run around Beachy Head shouting “Don’t Jump!”?

By on Oct 12, 2018

Is Theresa May’s new Suicide Minister planning to run around Beachy Head shouting “Don’t Jump!”?

DUP say “Thanks for the money, Theresa, but we’re off now”

By bernard on Oct 11, 2018

DUP say “Thanks for the money, Theresa, but we’re off now”

One Bag and Another Bag is not One Bag, Says EasyJet

By on Oct 11, 2018

Three strikes and you’re out at the Easy Jet boarding gate

Gerald Hancock denied benefits and declared fit for work despite being dead for 7 months

By binty on Oct 9, 2018
Zombie

Gerald Hancock denied benefits and declared fit for work despite being dead for 7 months

Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA

By bernard on Oct 8, 2018

Facebook to pay 3 times as much tax, BUT 3 x Bugger All is still Sweet FA

Favourite for this year’s Turner Prize is Ron Penfold’s used and discarded cardboard

By geramont71 on Oct 6, 2018
Cardboard

Favourite for the Turner Prize, a piece of used and discarded cardboard

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