It’s been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don’t know how they survive
City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing his toys out of the pram, on a daily basis.
Brexitvirus outbreak hits the UK
Brexitvirus hits UK, current outbreak is expected to last 25 years. A whole generation have lost their voice.
Heavy falls of Snowflake across the country
The UK was hit by heavy falls of Snowflake on Brexit Day. Met Office warns of potential flooding from rivers of salty tears as the Snowflakes melt.
Send your unwanted Brexit coins to The Chatty Chimp
The Chatty Chimp will dispose of any unwanted Brexit Day 50 pence pieces on your behalf. We promise to spend it on beer,cheese and peanuts!
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong on Brexit Day
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong. Mark Francois ‘If you wanted an ugly, repulsive, hunch-back to ring the bell, surely it should have been me?’
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in the end.
Breaking News – Nigel Farage’s acceptance speech
Nigel Farage hails victory for The Brexit Party as it polled 3 Million votes and no MP’s. He warns Boris that he must deliver on tax cuts for the rich!
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography ‘My Struggle’.
Marmite referendum – turns out you love it
The results are in Britain loves it. In fact they can’t get enough of it. Now everyone will have to love it too.
World’s greatest detectives can’t find a politicians promise being honoured
The World’s greatest detectives have been unable to find any evidence of a politicians election promise being honoured. “It’s all bull” says Miss Marple
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