Scientists are investigating how often you can call a politician an arse before he realises he is one? and how long before he does something about it?
How often can you call a politician an arse before he realises he is one?
#VoteChair Campaign Ends In Disaster Following Night Out in Glasgow
After riding a wave of popularity the #VoteChair campaign finally came crashing down after a raucous night out in Galsgow. Not even Irn Bru could save it.
Busier than a Boris Johnson fact-checker
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has had to sign off work due to stress and overwork. He was unable to cope with all the lies, errors and misinformation.
UK in Chaos As Sky News Desk Furniture And General Election Hopeful Incites “Chairmageddon”
Chairmageddon as the DFS Sale ends. Furniture everywhere stage equal rights revolution. ‘No longer will we be playthings to be sat on by all and sundry’
Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year with his show ‘The Puppet States’
Vladislav Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year for the third time running. Claims that the inexplicably popular puppets were dangerous were laughed off, evilly.
Marmite demands a referendum – do we hate it or love it?
Finally it’s time to resolve the age old dilemma, Marmite, Love it or Hate it, you get to decide. Unfortunately the country seems divided once again.
Jeremy Corbyn promises free kittens and puppies for everyone
Jeremy Corbyn promises every house a new puppy or kitten if Labour win the next election, the plan will be paid through increased tax on Dog Jacket makers.
Nicola Sturgeon Sits Behind Sky News Chair Running In General Election
Nicola Sturgeon backs Vote Chair campaign, as it’s invited to Scotland where she’s hoping to capitalise on The Chair’s increasing popularity
Boris Johnson Attempts To Abolish Australia
Boris Johnson has decided to finally resolve the Australia issue by engaging in inherent racism and poorly judged stereotypes before annexation
Driver accused of killing the planet by having a full tank of petrol
Driver commits the environmental sin of ‘tanking’, where running with a full tank burns more fuel than using just enough petrol to get to your destination.
Boris sends his favourite bath-sponge to help the people of South Yorkshire
Boris Johnson’s responds to the flooding crisis in South Yorkshire by sending his favourite bath-sponge. They aren’t Tory consituencies, so why bother?
Boris Johnson To Outlaw Furniture Following Popular Sky News Chair’s General Election Run
Boris Johnson has been losing ground to the Sky News Office Chair and has responded by outlawing furniture. Meanwhile The Chair’s popularity increases daily
The Chatty Chimp 