After working from homes, Charlie, The Prince of Wales, has isolated himself in Scotland
Positive test for Charlie
Prince Harry granted asylum in Canada as he flees his angry Gran
Fleeing persecution from his angry Gran, Prince Harry has been granted political asylum in Canada.
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation so security services have removed his personal protection squad.
Harry and Meghan withdraw from full time Royalling
Harry and Meghan have left the family firm and are starting out on their own. He’s handy with a spanner and she’ll be great at selling on QVC
Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM
Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM. He’s not Jeremy and compared to Boris Johnson he is a saint and he never lied to his mum.
Andy Handy carries on digging despite mummy taking away his shovel
Prince Andrew gives 2nd interview, clarifying his 1st interview. He confirmed he’s arrogant, evasive, unempathetic, amoral and forgetful.
Civil War follows arrival of US Peacekeepers in Paradise
Donald Trump sends a peacekeeping mission to a peacful nation and starts a civil war. US Churches send Bibles, we send Prince Andrew. Gun sales boom!
‘Awf with his head’ cries The Queen
Having lied to The Queen she has called for her executioner to sharpen his axe and get the bucket ready for Boris. Public seem to be in favour of it!
Boris Johnson’s apology template used again
Once again Boris Johnson has been subject to censure. His advisers have hurriedly rushed out an apology, unfortunately not all comments were deleted.
The privilege of Droit de Seigneur is to be bestowed on Sir Ben Stokes
It’s not often that a cricketer makes the front page. Once the bad boy of English cricket, Ben Stokes return to the game has been spectacular. Single handedly winning the World Cup […]
On the 100th Anniversary of the first Council House, Liz Windsor tells us what it was like living in one
On the 100th Anniversary of the first Council House, Liz Windsor tells us what it was like living in one
America asks The Queen to have her back
Appalled at America becoming a global laughing stock The Yanks have asked The Queen to have them back
The Chatty Chimp 