Ever thought of writing something funny, or of a satirical nature?
Now is your chance. With the lockdown in full swing, why not have a go?
Send your story to submissions@chattychimp.co
Everyone will be read, and we will reply to your email.
There is a much longer guide to writing a satirical news story, here; Writing For The Chatty Chimp
The most important thing is to have a go.
Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all
Free doggy day care and some other rubbish about pension benefits for the rich and the workhouse for the sick, disabled and over-fifties.
Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford
Right-whingers have become an oppressed minority and they need somewhere safe to be racist, sexist homophobic royalists.
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