Category: Monkey Business

UK gets barbies, cork hats and pissy lager in Aussie-style Brexit

Of course Australia doesn’t have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it is 6,000 miles away, so who cares?

Using a great fire to make people homeless is a small price to pay for making me even richer, says Sir Richard Head.

If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you’ve booked your slot, you don’t actually need to be there.

It’s been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don’t know how they survive

Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?

Man United, booted out of Europe’s second most pointless trophy, they don’t even have the consolation of a consolation prize in Le Consolation cup.

Old Harry from Huawei says “this is either. a plot to discredit a fine upstanding organisation, racism or none of your bloody business”

The regular attacks on Chris Grayling, by Secret, were a cunning plan to throw investigators off the scent.

One delegate from The Silent Majority said, “……………..”

“I’m very tolerant, me” says one reader “But why can’t they be more like us, it ain’t natural”