UK gets barbies, cork hats and pissy lager in Aussie-style Brexit
Of course Australia doesn't have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it…
The Great Fire of London to stop the spread of Corona Virus
Using a great fire to make people homeless is a small price to pay for making me even richer, says…
Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you've booked your slot, you don't actually need…
City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal
It's been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don't know how they survive
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
Man United crash out of the UEFA LDV Vans Coca-Cola Shield
Man United, booted out of Europe's second most pointless trophy, they don't even have the consolation of a consolation prize…
Apple are the big winners as Huawei lose Voice of God contract
Old Harry from Huawei says "this is either. a plot to discredit a fine upstanding organisation, racism or none of…
Chris Grayling is The Secret Barrister
The regular attacks on Chris Grayling, by Secret, were a cunning plan to throw investigators off the scent.