One family packed Grandad off to an Old Folks Home after he came home from the shops with a copy of The Daily Mail. “The shame of it!”, said his daughter.
Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”
The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane
Bristol top of the cocaine league for the second year running
In a tightly fought contest, Bristol beat Amsterdam, Paris and Madrid to become the cocaine capital of Europe. Russell Brand denies he lives there.
Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”
The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane
Composers Network proudly present “With Memories”
The Composers Network present “With Memories”, using music to explore issues related to dementia and raise money for Memory Lane
Doctor confirms patient doesn’t have dementia, he’s just thick
A Doctor has told a relieved family that Dad doesn’t have dementia, it’s just that he’s thick. The technical term is ‘Thickius Asmincius’.
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic ‘lower-class’ living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
Tourist Catches Forgotten Disease After Messing Around In A London Phone Box
Tourist catches a forgotten disease after entering a London Phone Box. People have been warned not to enter the Red Boxes.
Guardianista in hiding after shamefully agreeing with Piers Morgan
Guardian-reading snowflake hides away in shame after agreeing with something said by Piers Morgan. He’s unable to live down the shame of it.
Woman mourns lost dress sense after buying sensible work shoes
A woman is mourning the loss of her dress sense after buying a pair of sensible work shoes in Clarkes. She is inconsolable.
Newly Discovered Beatles Tape Reveals Sinister Soviet Conspiracy
The Beatles were part of a sinister Soviet conspiracy to stop their citizens having to listen to Do-Wop. The songs contain secret codes.
Scottish Tourist F*cked Off By Rush Hour London Underground Bulls**t
Glaswegian less than impressed with behaviour on the London Tube System. ‘It’s f*ckin nuts’ he cries as heads back North.