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Me? Have kids? You must be f**king joking
After a successful campaign by local residents a school in Birmingham has succeeded in getting lessons in being nice to each other, removed from the curriculum. It turns out that the religiots are […]
As the Prime Minister fails Geography, we publish a handy study aid; Can you tell your Bath from your Salisbury?
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Shock as Brexit makes buying an Aston Martin more unaffordable for everyday folk
As psychologists prove men and women are not meant to live together, Marriage Guidance counsellors offer full refunds
Ian Napton applies The Kondo Method to his porn collection
Brexit Referendum, part 2; Are you sure? Really, really sure? Absolutely 100%, no take-backs sure that you still want to leave?
Consternation in the classroom as a child completes their half-term project, unaided
As the Brexapocalypse looms everyone is claiming an Irish passport
Home Office say’s the UK is overcrowded by 17 Million and propses to deport the Leave Voters to balance the numbers
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’