A man pleasures himself into a coma rather than do any work.
54 yr old man w**ks himself into a coma after his first week working from home
University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Get a degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Dr Wardy, from The University of Life, says, “Hungover? then drink more and you’ll feel better”
Turns out the best way to treat a hangover is with the hair of the dog.
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant Chain in Salisbury
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant in Salisbury
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
Poverty “not as good as I expected,” says Catty Popkins
Die you bitch, for f***s sake die
Divorced man wants his ex-wife to die before the joint life assurance policy runs out.
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The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
Sexy, blonde, tousle-haired sex siren, Borisina, to launch new erotic lingerie collection
Borisina to launch a new range of erotic lingerie
Groovy Gang, Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots get down to the funky ‘No Deal’ disco beat with their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots release their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Viewers demand new judges for next season of Brexit Factor
Brexit Factor needs new judges and new turns as this years acts are bloomin awful!
Pensioners pump out prescription pills to kids
Grannies using social media to sell prescription drugs to young addicts for money!
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