Category: Politics

Will Williamson Win the Chris Grayling Achievement Award?

By bootslacey on Jan 13, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.

Ex-President Trump says “Pardon me while I Pardonnez-Moi”

By on Jan 11, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois

Government launches the COVID Regulations Game Show

By on Jan 8, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.

FOTUS 20 isn’t going without a tantrum

By on Dec 31, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

FOTUS refuses to accept his time is over, he claims 2021 is FAKENEWS and that he is the greatest FOTUS ever!

Nigel Farage promoted to Obergeneralcuntnant in this year’s Honours List

By on Dec 31, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.

I like Frucking and I like to Fruck, If you don’t like Frucking, tough luck*

By bootslacey on Dec 28, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

“Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won’t tell you again!” says Nanny, in a forceful tone

European BDSM Research Group aren’t getting their punishment

By on Dec 28, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.

Priti Patel’s office accidentally organisers her deportation

By on Dec 21, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

The Home Office was thrown into panic today after a mistake by an intern led to Priti Patel authorising her own deportation. It appears that Ms Patel’s personal details were given to […]

The Fat Lady is fed up with repeatedly singing the Star-Spangled Banner

By on Dec 16, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Operatic soprano Obeesi Bracegirdle, The Fat Lady, has told the Chimp of her frustration with performing for the USA presidential election. Well, Honey, the deal was that I would sing the “The […]