President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders by betting on DB shares falling.
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold
Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for Pentonville Hotel
Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for The Pentonville Hotel . Apparently, he is excited by the new bucket in each room
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist. Now they are looking at the ‘Not for Men Sex Toys’
The Bavard Bar Hosted by Tim Crook
The highly recommended Bavard Bar hosted by Tim Crook.
Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’
Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’. It’s in their nature, just like being slimey is in a toad’s
Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?
Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet
America asks The Queen to have her back
Appalled at America becoming a global laughing stock The Yanks have asked The Queen to have them back
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury as middle class white kids get their rocks off in the sunshine
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of Statues
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play
Everyone deserves a fourth chance says Mo Salah
Every unrepentant pathological offender deserves an unlimited number of chances, “That’s why I’m backing Boris”, says Mo Salah
The Chatty Chimp 