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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he?

By colin on Jul 10, 2019
Jeremy Corbyn Makes up his mind

Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he? Is he remain, leave or still stuck on the fence/

President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!

By Ian Jaggard on Jul 10, 2019
Donald Trump denies being in Ept

President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!

Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders

By colin on Jul 9, 2019

Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders by betting on DB shares falling.

Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers

By colin on Jul 8, 2019
Boris Johnson

Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold

Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for Pentonville Hotel

By binty on Jul 7, 2019
Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for The Pentonville Hotel . Apparently, he is excited by the new bucket in each room

EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist

By on Jul 6, 2019
Just For Men

EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist. Now they are looking at the ‘Not for Men Sex Toys’

The Bavard Bar Hosted by Tim Crook

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 5, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Bavard Bar by Cliff Crawford

The highly recommended Bavard Bar hosted by Tim Crook.

Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’

By on Jul 5, 2019
Judge rules in favour of politicians

Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’. It’s in their nature, just like being slimey is in a toad’s

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 4, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

America asks The Queen to have her back

By on Jul 4, 2019
The Queen

Appalled at America becoming a global laughing stock The Yanks have asked The Queen to have them back

Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury

By thecrownprince on Jul 4, 2019
Glastonbury on a high

Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury as middle class white kids get their rocks off in the sunshine

Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of Statues

By on Jul 3, 2019

Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play

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    “Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

    “Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

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    What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

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