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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day

By on May 28, 2019
Hippie family

Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day

Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP

By geramont71 on May 27, 2019
Dancing Dog gets more votes than Tommy Robinson

Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP. He can’t be any owrse says one voter.

RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had

By on May 25, 2019
Britain's Kennedy, Bozo Johnson dies

RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had

Controversy as ex-state school pupil joins England Cricket as Waterboy

By on May 24, 2019
Got ya, you bastard

Controversy as ex-state school pupil joins England Cricket as Waterboy

Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob

By on May 23, 2019
Mr Softee can't come out to play.

Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob

COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures

By colin on May 23, 2019
Milkshake menace stikes again

COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures

SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions

By on May 22, 2019
Battl shakes away

SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions.

Brexiteer Tories forced to thank Jeremy Corbyn after he does them a solid

By bernard on May 22, 2019
Jeremy says No

Senior Tories forced to thank Jeremy Corbyn after he does them a solid

Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist

By on May 21, 2019
Chocolate Milkshake Missile

Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist. He struggles to deal with the humiliation.

BBC Correspondent almost spaff’ed to death after latest Royal Wedding

By thecrownprince on May 20, 2019
Another Royal Parade

BBC Correspondent almost spaff’ed to death after latest Royal Wedding

Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled

By colin on May 19, 2019
Lying bastard

Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled, just because a guest committed suicide after being shamelessly exploited on the show

Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system

By on May 18, 2019
Parents pride and joy

Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system. Teacher wants to teach children, shock.

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