Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day
Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day
Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP. He can’t be any owrse says one voter.
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had
Controversy as ex-state school pupil joins England Cricket as Waterboy
Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions.
Senior Tories forced to thank Jeremy Corbyn after he does them a solid
Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist. He struggles to deal with the humiliation.
BBC Correspondent almost spaff’ed to death after latest Royal Wedding
Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled, just because a guest committed suicide after being shamelessly exploited on the show
Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system. Teacher wants to teach children, shock.