Fake Balsamic Vinegar has entered the food supply chain resulting in middle class foodies becoming traumatised at the thought of having used unbranded vinegar. Up market retailers were quick to reassure customers […]
Fake Balsamic Vinegar; middle-class shoppers offered counselling
North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections
North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections
Hitler’s Banjo Boogie Album sales fall, following TV documentary
Hitler’s Banjo Boogie Album sales fall, following TV documentary
Cornish Pasty shortage likely after Brexit
Crnish Pasty shortages set to hit the UK after EU demand a hard border, on the A30, with Cornwall. Ginsters unaffected.
Mother’s Day is an hour shorter this year and mums aren’t happy about it
Mothering Sunday is the one day of the year I get a lie in and the bastards are cutting it an hour short
Controversial new football rules aim to end dubious penalty decisions
Controversial new football rules aim to put an end to dubious penalty awards.
Cocaine users sue dealers after scientists find talc has a cancer risk
Cocaine users sue their dealers after talcum powder linked to cancer
As it’s revealed that Cops don’t catch criminals the PM closes down the Police Force and spends the money on your NHS
Theresa May plans to reduce crime levels to zero by closing down the police force, “It’s not like they catch anyone”
Me? Have kids? You must be f**king joking
Me? Have kids? You must be f**king joking
A Birmingham School drops lessons in being nice to each other after a campaign by followers of archaic death cults
After a successful campaign by local residents a school in Birmingham has succeeded in getting lessons in being nice to each other, removed from the curriculum. It turns out that the religiots are […]
As the Prime Minister fails Geography, we publish a handy study aid; Can you tell your Bath from your Salisbury?
As the Prime Minister fails Geography, we publish a handy study aid; Can you tell your Bath from your Salisbury?
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
The Chatty Chimp 