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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Joy unbounded for Mrs Napton after her husband manages to pee in the toilet without splashing it everywhere

By bernard on Jan 12, 2019

Joy unbounded for Mrs Napton after her husband manages to pee in the toilet without splashing it everywhere

Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal Aliens hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”

By binty on Jan 11, 2019

Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”

The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the punishments of Hell

By geramont71 on Jan 10, 2019

The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the infernal punishments of Hell.

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on Jan 9, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women

By on Jan 9, 2019

La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women

Moneyball comes to the Premier League

By on Jan 8, 2019

In depth statistical analysis lead to drastic revaluation of football player values
Ronaldo not worth diddly

Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.

By bernard on Jan 7, 2019

Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.

Despite Chris Grayling there is no evidence parliamentary standards are dropping

By on Jan 7, 2019
Where's Wally

Despite Chris Grayling parliamentary standards are not dropping – As they couldn’t get any lower.

The World in Stereotypes – Volume 1, the former colony of Florida

By colin on Jan 4, 2019

Stereotypes of Florida, they are all true.

Heaven is God eating a bowl of chicken wings, whilst holding an automatic rifle.

Chelsea Put in £14m Bid on Unborn Foetus

By on Jan 3, 2019

In a desperate attempt to stop other clubs from sigining promising youngsters, Chelsea have taken the unusual step of signing a gestating foetus.

Greggs, controversially, launch a 100% Vegan sausage roll

By on Jan 2, 2019

Greggs launch a new range of hot roll, filled with 100% Vegan

Southern Rail to introduce External Class rail travel in a bid to reduce train over crowding

By on Jan 2, 2019

Southern Rail introduce External Class rail travel to reduce overcrowding.
Grayling cocks it up, yet again.

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