Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”
Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal Aliens hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”
The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the punishments of Hell
The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the infernal punishments of Hell.
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women
La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women
Moneyball comes to the Premier League
In depth statistical analysis lead to drastic revaluation of football player values
Ronaldo not worth diddly
Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.
Chris Grayling seems unsure what a queue of lorries looks like. We’ve provided a picture to help.
Despite Chris Grayling there is no evidence parliamentary standards are dropping
Despite Chris Grayling parliamentary standards are not dropping – As they couldn’t get any lower.
The World in Stereotypes – Volume 1, the former colony of Florida
Stereotypes of Florida, they are all true.
Heaven is God eating a bowl of chicken wings, whilst holding an automatic rifle.
Chelsea Put in £14m Bid on Unborn Foetus
In a desperate attempt to stop other clubs from sigining promising youngsters, Chelsea have taken the unusual step of signing a gestating foetus.
Greggs, controversially, launch a 100% Vegan sausage roll
Greggs launch a new range of hot roll, filled with 100% Vegan
Southern Rail to introduce External Class rail travel in a bid to reduce train over crowding
Southern Rail introduce External Class rail travel to reduce overcrowding.
Grayling cocks it up, yet again.
Jose thoughts on what really happened at Manchester United
Jose Mourinho stabbed in the back by a bunch of traitors
The Chatty Chimp 