Following Team USA’s thrashing in Paris Trump declares a new Golf War
Following Team USA’s thrashing in The Ryder Cup in Paris, Trump declares a new Golf War
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
SPCA calls for an end to the annual torture and humiliation of defenceless young animals as The Apprentice returns, yet again.
SPCA calls for an end to the annual torture and humiliation of morally bankrupt wannabes
Wigan Zoo set to display a rare Jacob Rees-Mogg
Jacob Rees-Mogg set to go on display in Wigan Zoo. The aim is to set up a breeding pair.
RIP The much loved truth and justice campaigner, Smears Morgan
Noted journalist, presenter and much loved celebrity Smears Morgan has passed away.
Little Englanders demand golf respects the views of Brexit and stops including bloody foreigners in the Ryder Cup
Little England want no more foreigners in the team and for The Ryder Cup to be played in Birmingham.
RIP Gobby Robinson fearless champion of free speech and England’s saviour
The nation mourns the passing of a man of many names, much money and protector of the race
It’s too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
It is too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
The Great Scottish Whisky Robbery – Whisky Galore 2
The Scots are selling cheap whisky at a high price to pretentious English fools
Is Donald McTrump really Scottish?
The Leader of the free world, and President of the United States of America has made much of his Scottish Ancestry. However recent comments have cast doubt as to whether or not […]
RIP – Dr Flying Focks, the man who sent Theresa May to conga round The Congo
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.
Latest exam results are the best ever again
For the fortieth year running, education chiefs have announced that A Level and GCSE exam pass rates have increased yet again. The A Level pass rate is now up to 94.5689% and […]
The Chatty Chimp 