Meanwhile, not everyone in the UK House is happy about being left alone with the English. Now the Welsh have started looking for a new flat share!
Brexit Is A F*cking Circus And We’re In The Cheap Seats, Says Wales
Flatmates force Scotland to Move Out in row over living arrangements
Trouble in the flat tonight after Scotland announced she has had enough and was moving out. She’s found a nice wee place just off the coast of Cumbria.
The Incredible Hulk loses his testicles on a visit to Luxembourg
Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg The Incredible Hulk has lost his balls. The giant orbs have suddenly disappeared, no longer swinging in their sacks.
Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
‘Awf with his head’ cries The Queen
Having lied to The Queen she has called for her executioner to sharpen his axe and get the bucket ready for Boris. Public seem to be in favour of it!
Jacob Rees-Mogg to become the face of lounge furniture
Jacob Rees-Mogg the Victorian MP has signed a deal to become the face of reclining lounge furniture manufacturer: PomPosity
Rationing introduced to limit Brexit references to a maximum of 3 per week
Brexit References are limited to three per week. They can be funny, insulting or insightful. Most people will only use the first two, then we can move on.
Plans underway to find a suitable ditch for Boris Johnson
Dig a ditch for Boris. Concerns raised that he won’t honour his promise to be found ‘dead in a ditch’ if Brexit is delayed.
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip. In a dramatic move, he claims he can no longer continue having Boris Johnson as his brother.
“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent
Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
The Chatty Chimp 