Schools wasting money by having qualified personnel delivering proper lessons. Less is more claims minister “Do more more with less!” is my motto says idiot
Minister furious after discovering schools spending money on pupils
Once again A Level results are the best ever
Once again exam pass rates have risen. There are 3 possibilities. 1. Teachers are better. 2 Pupils are smarter. 3 Government are making it up…It’s 3
Brabantia-Dragonflower to divorce her parents following ham sandwich row
Brabantia-Dragonflower to divorce her parents following ham sandwich row
Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SATs
Hipperatti couple are disappointed that Brabantia’s unique talents weren’t recognised in her SAT’s
Wanksy’s latest piece of graffito sells for £1.3 million
Wanksy’s latest piece of graffito sells for £1.3 million. Is it a case of ‘I saw you coming’?
Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day
Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day
Controversy as ex-state school pupil joins England Cricket as Waterboy
Controversy as ex-state school pupil joins England Cricket as Waterboy
Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system
Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system. Teacher wants to teach children, shock.
St Credulous College is to offer a degree in Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones to be a degree course. More complicated than Shakespeare says Dean.
National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics
National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics.
Keep Calm and Remain In
Keep Calm and Remain In sexual education programme is causing controversy
Gladiator Schools to be reintroduced to help fight knife crime
Gladiator Schools to be reintroduced to help fight knife crime
The Chatty Chimp 