A Doctor has told a relieved family that Dad doesn’t have dementia, it’s just that he’s thick. The technical term is ‘Thickius Asmincius’.
Doctor confirms patient doesn’t have dementia, he’s just thick
“Headlice have rights too” claims Highgate based eco-warrior
Headlice have rights too, claims eco-warrior. No they bloody well don’t replies a concerned mother.
Tourist Catches Forgotten Disease After Messing Around In A London Phone Box
Tourist catches a forgotten disease after entering a London Phone Box. People have been warned not to enter the Red Boxes.
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever. Don’t put off until tomorrow, something you can just as easily put off until next week.
Trout pout woman wrongly treated for anaphylactic shock
Trout pout woman wrongly treated for anaphylactic shock
Cerberus becomes head receptionist at a busy Doctors Surgery
Cerberus becomes head receptionist at a busy Doctors Surgery
Unalterable People’s Vote means homeopathy will be used to treat Heart Disease
Unalterable People’s Vote means homeopathy will be used to treat Heart Disease
Neanderthal declared fit to work by ATOS
Neanderthal declared fit to work by ATOS
Mental Health Self Checking System to replace Doctors
Mental Health Self Checking System to replace Doctors
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
The Chatty Chimp 