Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
Calamitous clown Boris Johnson has offered the AG, Geoffrey Cox, use of his personal apology template. ‘Everything you need is there’ said Boris.
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!
Bercow set for a career in showbusiness after he stands down. He’s looking forward to bullying soap and reality tv stars, with extreme prejudice.
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
Britain’s national psychosis manifests as Mark Francois
Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times increase. Drivers ask for it to be held everyday
Theresa May calls in Francis Underwood to get her deal through
PTBD – Psychologists confirm Post Traumatic Brexit Disorder, is a thing
Theresa May plans to reduce crime levels to zero by closing down the police force, “It’s not like they catch anyone”
The Brexit Secretary, Stephen Barclay has gone missing. Please search garden sheds, outbuildings and anywhere a vulnerable MP can build a den. Let’s get him home.
David Davis defies critics who say he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground by taking a job at JCB