Old Harry from Huawei says “this is either. a plot to discredit a fine upstanding organisation, racism or none of your bloody business”
Apple are the big winners as Huawei lose Voice of God contract
The Internet cannot be broken by a post about plastic hooks, says Expert
A post about yellow plastic hooks can’t break the internet says expert but Traci says hers stopped working after viewing the post
Remember to delete your browsing history before you’re admitted to hospital
Turns out that Grandad had secret passion for One Direction, I just thank God that no-one else knew about it
Netflix to buy ITV 1970s comedy, Crossroads and Mrs Brown’s Boys
When it comes to providing the quality streaming tv we won’t be beaten says Netflix executive
Hitler’s Banjo Boogie Album sales fall, following TV documentary
Hitler’s Banjo Boogie Album sales fall, following TV documentary
Ian Napton applies The Kondo Method to his porn collection
Ian Napton applies The Kondo Method to his porn collection
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
Bank hit by a ‘Technical’ glitch after a customer tries to withdraw their own money
Lloyds Bank suffered yet another embarrassing technical glitch, after Ian Napton attempted to draw his own money out of his account. He requested £80, the transaction appeared to be proceeding as normal […]
Whoops! Electronics company lose 10 million customers details – again
The popular computer sales company, Dixons Carphone Warehouse, today admitted that the security password on its customer information database had proved too easy to guess for pesky hackers. The firm’s spokesman, Will […]
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