Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson Claims He’s Not A Liar
Bercow set for a career in showbiz
Bercow set for a career in showbusiness after he stands down. He’s looking forward to bullying soap and reality tv stars, with extreme prejudice.
‘Awf with his head’ cries The Queen
Having lied to The Queen she has called for her executioner to sharpen his axe and get the bucket ready for Boris. Public seem to be in favour of it!
Boris Johnson’s apology template used again
Once again Boris Johnson has been subject to censure. His advisers have hurriedly rushed out an apology, unfortunately not all comments were deleted.
Plans underway to find a suitable ditch for Boris Johnson
Dig a ditch for Boris. Concerns raised that he won’t honour his promise to be found ‘dead in a ditch’ if Brexit is delayed.
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip. In a dramatic move, he claims he can no longer continue having Boris Johnson as his brother.
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival
Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’ as he heartlessly kicks the end of Bury FC from the top of the news headlines – RIP The Shakers
UK to be renamed ‘The Great Democratic People’s Republic of Britain’
With food and medical shortages looming, The Army on the streets, MP’s locked out of Parliament and the return of Blue Passports, Project Britain has been declared a great success.
Police Service to provide more officers for criminals to attack
Government reverse police cuts to spread out the number of attack each officer faces. Plan is to cut the number to 3 or 4 attacks per copper
The Chatty Chimp 