West Brom have been reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review of last season. Man City have had 87 goals wiped out.
Donald Trump Opens A New Hotel And Golf Course – On The Moon
Donald Trump set to open a new hotel and golf course on the moon. The rest of the galaxy aren’t happy about being evicted from the planned car park.
The Sun defend being a right bunch of Jeremy’s
The Sun has been condemned for their delving into the private life of Ben Stokes. We think that it was reprehensible. Hence calling them a bunch of Jeremy’s
The privilege of Droit de Seigneur is to be bestowed on Sir Ben Stokes
It’s not often that a cricketer makes the front page. Once the bad boy of English cricket, Ben Stokes return to the game has been spectacular. Single handedly winning the World Cup […]
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone. Does drinking pissy lager take away your pride?
Football’s Ian Holloway looks Forward to Post-Brexit Utopia
An interesting appearance from the mystifyingly unemployed soccer supremo, Ian Holloway, on Sky Sports’ flagship nonsense shouting enterprise ‘the Debate’ (which as much follows the rules of a normal debate as two […]
ECB to revitalise cricket with the introduction of the One Ball Game
In a desperate attempt to engage new audiences the ECB are introducing One Ball Cricket, this should address the younger generations shorter attention span.
Following Game One, Man City are awarded the Premier League Title
The Premier League Title awarded after game one. FA decide not to drag out the season’s inevitable result no matter what Liverpool and Spurs fans think.
New Book reveals the ‘Secrets of The Transfer Market’
New Book reveals the ‘Secrets of The Transfer Market’. An agents guide for making a fortune by doing bugger all in the world of football
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone
Scientists begin search for Australia’s missing backbone. Does drinking pissy lager take away your pride?
Tony Adams to bring his experience of being tall to Rugby League
In a surprise development Tony Adams has moved into Rugby League. Asked what he can offer the sport, he cited his experience of being tall.
Steve Bruce the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job
All change at Newcastle United. Steve Bruce takes over as manager, the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job