Following the abysmal performance of the England Cricket Team, in the West Indies, Theresa May has cancelled their right to return under Operation Winless
The Brexit Secretary, Stephen Barclay has gone missing. Please search garden sheds, outbuildings and anywhere a vulnerable MP can build a den. Let’s get him home.
P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services
Theresa feels unloved and unsupported at work, should she consider a career change?
Dear Barbary says, maybe you should
EU to clarify Theresa’s Withdrawal Agreement by speaking slowly and loudly
Decoded radio signals from across the Galaxy reveal hidden message, “Brexit, ffs, will you just get on with it”
The Devil adds an eternal, unresolvable, Brexit to the infernal punishments of Hell.
Audiences are unhappy with Theresa May’s performance as the Unprincipled Boy in The Palace of Westminster Xmas Panto
PM completes Fallout 76 to find it’s actually Brexit
Take out a Post-Brexit EU membership Subscription, for €1 per annum and get a free “I’m British, but I’m not a racist” badge
Tory leadership challenge to use cage fighting to determine the Ultimate FC
Theresa May writes to Sir Graham saying she has no confidence in herself #brexit #theresamay
The Chatty Chimp 