Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.
Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches
Civil War follows arrival of US Peacekeepers in Paradise
Donald Trump sends a peacekeeping mission to a peacful nation and starts a civil war. US Churches send Bibles, we send Prince Andrew. Gun sales boom!
Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates
Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.
Donald Trump to buy the Isle of Wight
After Donald Trump fails to buy Greenland, the Government offers to sell him another Island named after a colour. A white island, just what I always wanted.
Trump says ‘Hey guys! these shootings aren’t cool’
Shopping centres, schools and public venues are on standby to activate their lockdown drill, pending confirmation of the location of today’s mass murder.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again America suffers another senseless shooting and once again its leaders trot out the same meaningless platitudes
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Ambassador offended at being called stupid by idiot
Sir Kim Darroch offended by being called stupid by an idiot. Gets coat and buggers off to the South of France
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again the NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of the latest shooting but refuse to actually do anything about these shootings.
Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row
Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row. Don’t worry, we won’t get caught spying again. No definitely not.
Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”
Slaughter at Trump International Tower as shouts of “Yeehah” are mistaken for “Jihad”
The Chatty Chimp 