We need to get these people home before they realise how much better off they are in France
Government changes procurement rules to the Service Contract Assignment Method (SCAM)
The Service Contract Assignment Method will ensure transparency when it comes to bribes and back handers
Isolated tribe of Special Advisers roam the corridors of power
It appears that the policies they have devised are so impenetrably convoluted that even the politicians can’t understand them.
Yorkshire people are banned from London
They are easy to identify with their, pasty white skin, glum expression and ginger tinge
Fantasy Theme Park visit doesn’t have a happy ending
It was pink and glittery as advertised, but the skin looked suspiciously like spandex.
Illegal partygoers to be Strung Out!
Strung Out said “We have all been at a party where someone gets an acoustic guitar and starts playing Wonderwall: The room clears in seconds.
Management Consultants go to Hell
Satan calls in the Management Consultants after receiving a bigger tax bill than Amazon
President Trump bans Tic-Tac-Toe
“Only the cleverest people can play it, I’m so good I get extra points.” says Donald
Wombles run rampant on Wimbledon Common
The horny little buggers have too much time on their paws and the result is that they are making more wombles.
“I give 110%, but it turns out I am shite!” says Professional Footballer
Now matter how hard I try, it turns out that I am really shite, admits Professional Footballer, 110% is not enough!
Donald Trump moves up to the 3rd Grade
“I did the remembering thing, with the things and then I did that thing with the letters” says Moron.
Chris Grayling earns his own chapter in The Book of Heroic Failures
With a Government majority of 80, the PM’s support, and Cummings strategizing he still lost to someone nobody had heard of!