Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League. The club said that following […]
Man described by friends as ‘absolutely mental’ diagnosed as ‘a bit of a prat’
People with this condition tend to become office jokers, unwanted party guests or breakfast tv presenters.
Toilet Roll shortage leads to surge in demand for Piers Morgan’s Biography
Not as good as the real thing says one user, my finger ripped through!
Corona Virus outbreak means we can all stop hugging each other
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they can stop hugging people they barely know. For the last twenty years the British people have been […]
The News Where You Aren’t – Episode 4
The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring ELO’s Jeff Lynne is returning to his alien home-world, a Scottish tourist is suing Megabus because someone has to and Boris Johnson’s Brexit plan has been leaked.
The News Where You Aren’t – Episode 3
The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring Edinburgh destroyed by a nuke, Weegie kills slow walking commuters, Brexit is a circus and the Beatles were a Soviet Conspiracy
If we’re called something else no one will know we did it, says Bank
It was a different time, we are not like that anymore, for God’s sake stop going on about us stealing your money and let us get on with doing it again.
Gloop launches new Vampire Repellent spray
Have you seen a vampire? No, well that’s proof that it works!
The News Where You Aren’t – Episode 2
The News Where You Aren’t by Eden Luke McIntyre, featuring NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson, John Bercow’s showbiz plans, unmentionable diseases and Dr Who’s hash dealing enterprise.
Met Office to reboot Stonehenge in IT upgrade
The Stonehenge will give real-time data. If it’s wet, there’s rain about, shady it’ll be sunny and if a top stone is on the ground there’ll be a bit of a blow
Britain is to be turned into a waterpark!
Boris Island Waterpark will offer slides, lazy rivers and an array of watersports.
The Police launch hunt for 20,000 missing Bobbies
“You’d think 20,000 men in pointy hats would be easy to find, but no, not a sign of them” says Chief Constable