Livers urge owners to stop drinking and get a lockdown hobby
Livers in open revolt, as lockdown drinking hits the roof! "Get a hboby and stop the abuse" they cry!
Bojocchio becomes locked in Downing Street
As Bojocchio's nose kept growing, every time he spoke, the emergency carpenter's services are to be retained on a permanent…
Highgate Head claims being a ‘Shakra and Vibration Guru’ doesn’t qualify you as a key worker
Look after your own bloody child says stressed out head and take your bloody crystals with you
Accidental community hero honoured by his neighbours
I'll be ready once I've remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
Anger simmers in the suburbs
Golf, golf, golf, that is all he thinks about! I'm sure he prefers his golfing buddies to me!
‘For God’s sake buy her Valentine’s Day flowers’ warns regretful idiot
Man in the Valentine's Day doghouse issues warning to other men, "For goodness sake, spend the money!"
Uproar as SUV driver gives way to an ‘inferior’ vehicle
Disaster for one SUV driver after he gave way to an inferior vehicle!
Mum saves time by throwing the Xmas Food shop into the bin
Mum saves time at Xmas by throwing he Xmas food shop straight into the bun