The first of a series of post-Bexit practice drills, cutting power to most of the UK was hailed as a great success by the idiot in charge
Gove declares practice power cut drill a success
Gove surprised the EU says Au Revoir mon ami
Minister says as long as we maintain the plucky attitude which saw us through the Blitz and we sing songs about the Germans, everything will be all right.
BA IT Failure inspires British traveller to build a business
Plucky British traveller gets stranded at Gatwick following an IT Failure comes up with the clever idea of using pen and paper.
Edinburgh Festival acts demand to be paid in pounds to reduce losses
I’ll take profits in a stable currency, like the Zimbabwean Pobblebead, but I’ll losses in Pounds so the real loss diminishes before I even leave the stage.
Trump says ‘Hey guys! these shootings aren’t cool’
Shopping centres, schools and public venues are on standby to activate their lockdown drill, pending confirmation of the location of today’s mass murder.
UN send emergency aid to Edinburgh as supplies of Avocado, Quinoa and Hummus reach critical levels
UN send emergency supplies of Avocado, Quinoa and Hummus to the Edinburgh Festival as visitors are stranded miles from the nearest Waitrose
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016 and therefore every one knew what they were voting for
Ryan Air pilots plan to ruin summer by flying planes as scheduled
Ryan Air pilots to ruin summer by flying planes as scheduled. The industrial action impacts millions of families looking for a cheap break at major airports
On the 100th Anniversary of the first Council House, Liz Windsor tells us what it was like living in one
On the 100th Anniversary of the first Council House, Liz Windsor tells us what it was like living in one
Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value
Aston Martin shares plummet faster than the car’s value. City dealers looking to offset losing money on the car by share price rises, lose thousands.People delighted.
Train service in chaos due to the unexpected arrival of summer
Train service in chaos due to the unexpected arrival of summer. Following on from the unexpected arrival of winter and spring, rail fails again.
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up
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