Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had. Scheme to be expanded to cover other damn fool things the driver has done
BBC and ITV launch a new monthly streaming service – GammonTV
BBC and ITV launch new monthly streaming service – GammonTV – Programmes from the golden age of TV
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Ambassador offended at being called stupid by idiot
Sir Kim Darroch offended by being called stupid by an idiot. Gets coat and buggers off to the South of France
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he?
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he? Is he remain, leave or still stuck on the fence/
Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for Pentonville Hotel
Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for The Pentonville Hotel . Apparently, he is excited by the new bucket in each room
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist. Now they are looking at the ‘Not for Men Sex Toys’
Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’
Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’. It’s in their nature, just like being slimey is in a toad’s
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test based on a Painter’s Colour Chart
£20,000 train ticket after Prince Charles used GWR’s On-Line booking site
£20,000 train journey after Prince Charles uses GWR’s On-Line booking
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million after the project was handed to Chris Grayling.