Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub
Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub in order to do his bit
Fake Balsamic Vinegar; middle-class shoppers offered counselling
Fake Balsamic Vinegar has entered the food supply chain resulting in middle class foodies becoming traumatised at the thought of having used unbranded vinegar. Up market retailers were quick to reassure customers […]
Hitler’s Banjo Boogie Album sales fall, following TV documentary
Hitler’s Banjo Boogie Album sales fall, following TV documentary
Cornish Pasty shortage likely after Brexit
Crnish Pasty shortages set to hit the UK after EU demand a hard border, on the A30, with Cornwall. Ginsters unaffected.
Cocaine users sue dealers after scientists find talc has a cancer risk
Cocaine users sue their dealers after talcum powder linked to cancer
As it’s revealed that Cops don’t catch criminals the PM closes down the Police Force and spends the money on your NHS
Theresa May plans to reduce crime levels to zero by closing down the police force, “It’s not like they catch anyone”
The status of the latest winter storm has been upgraded to catastrophic and renamed Storm Grayling
The status of the latest winter storm has been upgraded to catastrophic and renamed Storm Grayling
Shock as Brexit makes buying an Aston Martin more unaffordable for everyday folk
Shock as Brexit makes buying an Aston Martin more unaffordable for everyday folk
Southern Rail to be more accurately renamed as Southern Buses
Southern Rail to be more accurately named Southern Buses
Chris Grayling approves the change
An earthquake measuring 3.6 on the Richter Scale caused terror and panic in Surrey as house prices fell sharply
An earthquake measuring 3.6 caused terror and panic in Surrey as house prices suddenly fell
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’
The Chatty Chimp 