Category: Monkey Business

Benefit cuts force elderly pensioners back to work

By bernard on Sep 20, 2019

Cuts to pension income means elderly folk are returning to work in order to make ends meet. Legendary Band, The Who are one group doing just that.

Newly Discovered Beatles Tape Reveals Sinister Soviet Conspiracy

By on Sep 18, 2019

The Beatles were part of a sinister Soviet conspiracy to stop their citizens having to listen to Do-Wop. The songs contain secret codes.

Dr Who’s Tardis overrun by CBD Selling hipsters

By on Sep 16, 2019

Dr Who Fan outraged to find Tardis now selling CBD Oil. The Dr would never have done drugs, well maybe Tom Baker would he’s up for anything.

Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers

By thecrownprince on Sep 15, 2019

Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms

Edinburgh Nuke, no-one notices as city is a desolate wasteland

By on Sep 14, 2019

Nuclear Explosion in Edinburgh went unnoticed as city already resembles a post apocalyptic wasteland. Attempts are being made to identify the construction company responsible

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates

By thecrownprince on Aug 28, 2019

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.

Minister furious after discovering schools spending money on pupils

By on Aug 24, 2019

Schools wasting money by having qualified personnel delivering proper lessons. Less is more claims minister “Do more more with less!” is my motto says idiot

Donald Trump to buy the Isle of Wight

By on Aug 21, 2019

After Donald Trump fails to buy Greenland, the Government offers to sell him another Island named after a colour. A white island, just what I always wanted.